You know those little things that bug us every day...Traffic, relationships, people, bosses, coworkers, neighbors, smog, Hello kitty, the Smurfs...ya know..The Small stuff. Some days you just have say, now excuse the language here, "Fuck it!".
When you have to be at work by 8am, and you know you left your house with enough time to make the freeway, get through the morning rush, and take that route that your Coworker assured you was going to cut
fifteen minutes off your time but you're late because just then, that very day, every damn car that could get a flat. Smack into another car, or just stop in the middle lane and hold everything up, happens that morning.
Then you get to work late, and the first call of the day screams at you because they don't want to pay their fair share of their insurance...
Fuck it!
Then the boss, who says "You understand, I'm just doing my job.." Writes you up, with a smile...Cause you were late...
Fuck it!
you're Neighbors are pissed because your dog is barking like the Hound of the friggin Baskervilles, but they never catch that little bastard son of theirs who is taunting the animal, and you have, numerous times, letting him know that if you get your hands on him, his little ass is dog food...
Fuck it!
The bills are piling, there's not enough time in the day,
The job is shit, the boss is an ass,
traffic sucks
The drives a bitch
and life can be too
Fuck it!
could be worse...Could be raining.
fuck that too.
Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda...Says who?
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You got something against Hello Kitty? You wanna take this outside buddy and settle this now? I like the poem at the end, you could be the next Dr. Seuss! The life of a city folk. I'm out in the country, the only traffic jam here is the drive thru at Starbuck's. Most all bosses suck. Remember the Peter Principle? Most managers are incompetent. They've reached their full potential. Incompetence sets in.. they cannot promote themselves higher - they're stuck where they are - AS YOUR BOSS. Encouraging, isn't it? I can't wait to hear about the kid becoming dog food. Please keep us posted about that. Love kids who taunt dogs and then run to their mommies when they get bitten. Don't know where you are, but it's raining here :D
I found the perfect song for this entry: Life is a Highway....
Sing it with me Wolfie! ok.. maybe not.. no need to bare fangs there. LOL
very cute annie...lol.
and שרה
Quite the contrary, my is actually doing ok, its people that can be exhausting and infuriating.
Hence the reason to say "fuck it" and just get on with it...trust me, if you didn't, we'd all be on top of a clock tower taking pot-shots at each other...
"we'd all be on top of a clock tower taking pot-shots at each other..."
WOW, good thing I'm afraid of heights, that won't be me at the top of the clock tower. Me? I'll just slip some laxatives in the co-workers' coffee. To solve the driving commute, I'll put a child seat in the back and seatbelt a big baby doll in it, then drive in the carpool lane :D .. Wah ha ha ha
funny you say that about the laxatives...there was this incident with a jar of tea once...
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