Sunday, June 28, 2009

IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME...

How far the stupidity of our elected officials can go, just to get a goddamn vote..

"how far is that, Wolfie?" you ask...

Well, children, let me tell you..Some dunce from my adopted state of Arizona,(he shall, for obvious reasons, remain nameless. I got enough fucking problems..), But the jackhole knows who he is, is sponsoring a bill before the House, to make it legal for citizens to carry concealed weapons(IE. GUNS) in bars..This includes restaurants, diners and the like...Just want you need at Denny's, eh folks?

"Hey, how are them hot wings??"

"Taste like shit! Tell the cook he can't cook for shit!"

"OK.." off she goes to tell Cookie..he comes out..and BLAM!..Grandpa blows his ass away with a .9 mil.

I mean, this dipshit is serious....oh, its OK, if you drink, you can't have a gun...Doesn't some dipshit from pulling a piece just because he didn't like the fact that he had to pay a two drink minimum..

I MEAN REALLY...This is the 21st Century, right? What the hell is next, The outright carrying of Swords and Axes?
Hell lets just go all MAD MAX and drive souped up dune buggy's with crossbows on the frigging sun-roofs!
Hell why stop there, lets outfit the family mini van with 20,000 round Mini-gun..
HEY JACK ASS IN WASHINGTON! How's that for a bill? Shoulder fire M203 Grenade launcher for little Jimmy's Soccer mom!

Why shouldn't everybody have fun, eh!

HEY MR REPRESENTATIVE IN WASHINGTON...DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO?
This State could use lots of other things that would be more productive...lets build jobs, lets create a productive school system....how the fuck is giving a bunch of dipshits the ability to blow themselves and others away, product?

Oh I get it...You're hoping they do..That way you buy up the property, sell it cheap..open some more ugly ass strip malls..and make you some killer ass Green$$$$$$!

FUCKING A! Not a bad plan..DUDE! You money making wanker...

What a way to cut the surplus population...



what an ass hat.....

Didn't we learn with Columbine, The McDonald's in San Ysidro, Calif, Philadelphia...

You want to own a gun, more power to you...But you don't have to carry it around...Aren't there enough jackasses doing that?
And besides...I thought that's what we put we gave the Cops a job..
You got a hard on to carry, Join the Armed Forces..They're always hiring...And you get free room and board, and a free gun..hell they even toss in grenades!

Take that Ass hat Representative with you..maybe he'll get a round in his pompass ass, and then think twice about putting stupid bills before the House..


I'm..going for coffee..

And if I offended your Amendment rights..take some time to READ the damn thing and not just the part that tells you you have the right to bear arms and arm bears...

OY!

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