I had an Epiphany this morning...
Driving to work, like any regular day, I was coming up to my freeway interchange when I had one of those "Life flashing before your eyes" bullshit moments.

See, I was nearly run into the center divider by this huge Semi-tractor trailer, that decided to cut everyone off because he missed his turn-off.
So being the bright boy that he was, he decided to make for the off-ramp...a little too late...and lo-and-behold, guess who was sitting a quarter of the lane into his back tire...Yup, Everyones favorite little ol'Wolfie...
Junior decides to make for the exit, forget the fact that he's forcing me into the concrete!


Ok..Choice time:
Watch the show(Life Flash)...and get rammed into the concrete barrier?
or...
Hit the gas and take the gamble of laughing boy running over the front of my car with his front wheel....

hm mm...What to do? what to do...?

Well, being the gambling man that I am, and the fact that I have no desire to end up road pizza, or a blurb on the six o'clock news...I hit the gas, and the horn, and went for it! Narrowly missing the assholes front tire....

So a finger wave and a heart attack later...I was on my way to work...

Yeah..it hit me later.


The rat bastard almost killed me...

puts things in perspective. Ya know...

Am I gonna be a better person?

probably not.

Am I gonna watch out for the idiots on the road?

Always do...

So what am I going to do different?


All the stuff I want to do....cause you never know when you're gonna buy the farm, so you might as well get it out of the way now.

Peace.